Funny Love Quotes

Love is the most passionate feeling in the life. But, love sometimes really gets funny when it gets older and lovers don’t have interest in their love story. So, here are some funny love quotes that will make you smile.

Love is feeling that nobody is able to understand till today, but men usually misinterpret it.

When in a love, men feel that every one woman differs from another, but certainly it’s a delusion.

Love is the sweetest period of the life before you end the darkest phase of marriage.

Love is better without marriage, because with marriage love ends.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

True love is only at first sight, the next sight is of lust which dispels the love.

Experience of great use in each and every field in life, but the only exception is love.

People say love can’t be bought, but I strongly condemn it because you can never satisfy your ladylove without gifts.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

There is vaccination for every disease, but still Love can’t be treated.

For men love is sex and for women love is to get a person who will listen to them throughout their life.

As famous thinkers have said love is to sacrifice, yes men generally sacrifice there whole life by marrying a women.

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

It is impossible to love and be wise.

The only people who make love all the time are liars.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Love is the most dangerous mental disease, not even the best psychologist can treat.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Love is like war, easy to begin, but hard to end.