Simple Jokes That Will Make You Smile

As we grow older we really forget to joke and that’s what makes our life boring. You forget to laugh due to your daily schedule and you yourself make your life uninteresting. So, for all those are feeling like this here is a simple dose of laughter. Additionally laughter is the best medicine for all human ailments. One of the most important parts of the body’s defenses against disease and illness is its ‘immune system’. Experiments suggest that people who laugh more, and are able to look on the funny side of life, have healthier immune systems than others. So, have a break and laugh a bit.

Joke 1

Everyone wants to know the future check out what happens when a lady goes to tarot reader to know about her future.

Tarot read says: I’m sorry to inform you madam that your husband will die in the near future.
Lady: Please don’t tell me things that I already know. Let me know if there would be any investigation!!

Joke 2

Marriage everyone thinks of it as very beautiful day of life.

Yes, it is true but only for women. That’s the reason she wears white that shows that how much she likes it

Whereas men on the other hand wear black to make other people aware that he is not happy with it at all.

Joke 3

Television has a great impact on the minds of small children. Even when they go to school they never forget anything about television.

The math teacher in the class two saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class at all. She called on him and said, “Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!”

Joke 4

Very good definition and example of idiot—

Son:  Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?

Son: No.

Joke 5:

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define “Great” he said,

“I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Joke 6:

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.

The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”