Funny Kissing Quotes and Jokes

Kiss as the word elaborates “Known Instant Sexual Seduction”, but men find it hard to do it as they can’t withstand it for long time they need to proceed further.

For women kiss is the way to show the love, but for men they just do it, as women enjoys it a more.  Here are some of the funny kissing quotes and jokes.

Women love to be kissed and men just don’t want to do it, but they have no option.

The best way to stop women from talking is to kiss her instantly. It is better to use your lips than getting deaf.

Kiss is a secret told to mouth instead of ear.

There is a saying that kisses are better than wine, but I feel it is vice versa because there are more wine shops.

For men kiss is the upper persuasion for a lower invasion, but just like it orally.

The biochemical definition of kiss is Anatomized juxtaposition of two Orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction. Well easier than kissing a women.

The zoological definition of kiss is transfer of unisexual salivary bacteria from one human body to other that may or may not cause an infection.

Here is how kiss is described in grammar.

•    When Kiss is a noun it is common & proper.

•    When Kiss is pronoun she stands for it.

•    Kiss is also active and passive, so it a verb.

•    Kiss makes an explanation so it is an adverb.

•    Kiss is conjunction as it connects and brings together.

•    Kiss is sometimes interjection as it happens as sudden outburst of feelings.

•    Relationship is shown, so kiss is even preposition.

So, kiss is a part of speech without the words.

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips; then what’s the first thing? It’s a KISS.

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

Why were the mouth spray invented, yes you guessed it right to smell good during the kissing.