Funny Marriage Quotes

Marriage is a best institution that everyone believes so let us have an idea about the real truth of Marriage

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s status.

Marriage is the only adventure even can be practiced by the cowards.

Marriage is just not a word, but a life time sentence.

Before a man is married, he is imperfect. Then when he is married, he is completely devastated.

Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late.”

A happy marriage is the symbiotic relationship, but it is later understood that it is parasitic, the man gives and women takes.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday and marriage anniversary is to forget them once.

Marriage is the only war in which you can sleep with the enemy.

Marriage for first few days is the most beautiful moment of the life, until you understand the partner.

Before marriage boy speaks and girlfriend listens, but after marriage it’s only the wife who orders and husband follows.

Love is blind and marriage is the eye-opener.

“Marriage” is the word that couples pronounce it before wedding, but after that the best can be pronounced as “Mirage”